Summer of Love?!?

What is going on here? Seriously, I leave college for a few short months, and all of the sudden I get on facebook, or whatever, and everybody is getting married. I'm getting bombarded by invitations! By the time I get back to BYU, all of the single women are going to be gone. It's like something out of a nightmare. . . I feel like Will Smith in I am Legend, but instead, I am the last single man alive, there are no unmarried ladies, and, married people are the zombies.

Bah! Humbug!