Another Gem from the Onion

People who read a lot of Sci-fi and Fantasy will appreciate this, aspiring writers will as well.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sci_fi_writer_attributes?utm_source=a-section

Man vs. Nature

I just had a really odd Alaskan experience I thought I'd share.

So, the toilet in my cabin doesn't work. Luckily, there is a plethora of trees available as ready replacements for the crown jewel of indoor plumbing. Tonight as I found myself watering something of a willow variety I heard something bounding through the brush towards me. I looked up, expecting a frolicking bear cub (reported as nearby earlier in the day), and had several visions of how awkward it would be to be mauled by a mama bear while answering the call of nature. I quickly recognized that the source of the sound was nothing nearly as dangerous, it was only a baby rabbit about the size of a junior sized football. But it was running straight for me. The image imprinted on my mind was rather odd. The rabbit was running through a corridor trees that gave the same impression that one would have standing in the middle of a railroad track while watching a train approach. And apparently the rabbit was running on tracks too, because it it bounded towards me looking neither left nor right, not a care in the world. Just a rabbit out for his evening jog with the iPod blaring.

I kid you not, I could have soaked that little furball if I had wanted, he just about soaked himself, but I'm a kind soul and I let him pass. He pulled a u-turn around me and ran back into the woods. I don't think he ever recognized that I was anything but an odd looking tree.

I thought it was funny.

I wish I had this in my Arsenal!

This splendid video from the Onion sufficiently appeals to my sense of humor. Enjoy.

Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

While this video is satirizing several films, it is also subtly addressing the issue of Obama's decision to end production of the F-22 (it probably is also satirizing the F-22 itself). Bad move. With all the ridiculous things he IS spending money on, why does he decide to quit the production of the ultimate fighter jet in the world? I have a feeling we're going to be wanting those 150 F-22's that were canceled in the future. We'll be wanting this dragon tank as well.

What is a Man?

Once again I'm posting something from somewhere else. I swear, I'll start writing stuff again once I'm not so dad-gum busy. . .

This was amusing, but also rings very true. The miter saw line is awesome!

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/88036/dating-question-what-is-a-man;_ylc=X3oDMTJzbzEwODFzBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEX3MDMjE0MjE2ODk4MARrA3doYXQgaXMgbWFuBHNlYwNmcF90b2RheQRzbGsDZGF0aW5nLXF1ZXN0aW9uLXdoYXQtaXMtYS1tYW4EenoDYWJj

Mormon Missionaries

There seems to be a definite trend of me posting multimedia junk lately. That's because it is easier than actually writing a well thought out post, especially as busy as I am. In any case, here is my latest find. My roommate showed me this a couple years ago, but I wasn't able to find it myself. Now I have.



I think it's hallarious.

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