(Ulyssus and the Sirens--Herbert James Draper)Ladies, if you want to drive a man out of his mind here is the way to do it in an easy to follow step by step list.
1) Wear a slinky black dress. Indirectly, show him your figure by displaying a cool feature of said dress.
2) Talk a lot about your dreams of finding that "special someone" to travel the world with.
3) Use non-verbal communication: give him coy looks from underneath your lashes, caress the skin around your neck, play with your hair, and show some slender white leg.
4) Touch his hand, if it is cold, wrap it in your hands to warm it, then place his hand on the soft, succulent skin of your neck.
5) Express interest in his manly physique.
6) Talk about your voracious sexual appetite.
7) Now for the coup-de-grace! Tell him you have just "friendly" feelings for him; that you feel no spark.
Hopefully he'll be able to get the picture.
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