Dear President Obama,
In the light of your recent declaration of the month of June as Lesbian, Gay, and/or Trans-gender month I have the following suggestion for the month of July. In light of the great work done for our country by "Adulterers" I submit that the month of July be devoted to a celebration of their contributions to American society (here I could drop some prominent names that have cropped up in the news recently). This declaration of July as "Adultery" month would help unite American society against the vicious, unethical and negative stigmatization that are heaped upon Adulterers by the religious members of American society. And blah, blah, blah, so forth. . .
Thank-you President Obama for all that good things that you have done with your presidency so far.
The End.
1 comment:
Bwahahahahaha! This is hilarious. I motion that you actually submit it to him. Anyone second that? Anyone?
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